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MERCH

Receipts you can wear.

Every design is a boundary lesson. Buying one keeps the research free, source-linked, and sponsor-proof.

STATUS

Merch is coming soon. These are the launch designs. Check back; the store link will appear here when it opens.

01 / THE DROP

Six lines. Zero sponsor logos.

Print-on-demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Merch never carries an advertiser mark and never changes a conclusion.

  • The Receipts Tee

    Heavyweight tee, front slogan, back receipt graphic

    The house motto. Wear it to the public comment period.

    COMING SOON

  • Not A Constant Stamp Tee

    Tee, oversized red stamp print

    For everyone tired of the bottle-per-prompt meme.

    COMING SOON

  • Ratio ≠ Total Hat

    Embroidered dad hat

    A low WUE is useful, not a verdict.

    COMING SOON

  • Proposed ≠ Measured Mug

    Ceramic mug, wraparound mono text

    Nameplate capacity is not operating load. Coffee is coffee.

    COMING SOON

  • Great Rage Bait Sticker Pack

    Five die-cut vinyl stickers

    Laptop-ready. Boundary-explicit.

    COMING SOON

  • Denominator Hoodie

    Midweight hoodie, chest text, sleeve wordmark

    Hot take: context. Warm hoodie: also context.

    COMING SOON

02 / WHY MERCH

Because the alternative is a paywall.

Evidence, tools, methods, and corrections stay free to read and share. Merch and labeled ads are how that stays true. Nothing here is a subscription and nothing here buys influence.